Caveman-speak confessionals are the new, super-short story time Gen Z creators are narrating real drama in clipped, one-syllable bursts, like cavemen. And they’re boiling down complicated or even traumatic stories. One TikToker got over 6M views for a more than four minute post about an abusive relationship, explaining things like, “Guy seems so nice so me lock in with guy. Guy seem like he love me.” Commentors are responding on all stories with equally short syntax, like, “Me easy understand,” or, on more heartbreaking stories, “Me give hug.” Others are sharing happier tales like the beginning of an unexpected relationship,...